"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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