Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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