I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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