She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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