do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.