my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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