i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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