need another drink. this is the easiest way
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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