Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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