How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
