If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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