I love black thongs
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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