I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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