So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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