I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
did i just pee glitter
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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