okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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