uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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