I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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