On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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