We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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