i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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