I showed him my bush... on skype.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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