Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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