btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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