my phone needs a breathalizer
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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