Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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