She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
