Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
