I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
