it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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