I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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