i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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