is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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