I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Bring me that man meat
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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