Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???