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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing

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• (845): View more from New York

  also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  "This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"

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• (631): View more from New York

  Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me

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