Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.