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(239): View more from Florida

Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(941): View more from Florida

She is totally STD

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Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD

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(515): View more from Iowa

Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"

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(716): View more from New York

u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.

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(303): View more from Colorado

its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?

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Which pub are you in?

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(289): View more from Ontario

how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???

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