Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours