I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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