Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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