Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
