kristin has been a bad kristin
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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