I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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