How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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