Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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