Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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