Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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