Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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