Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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