sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You coming home soon, man?
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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