i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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