Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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