the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...