what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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