I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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