Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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