So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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