i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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