Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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