at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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